I Don't Mind Dust Bunnies Because........

House Cleaning
I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because ...
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because ...
I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous.

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ...
I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ...
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because ...
I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because ...
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

REMEMBER: A CLEAN HOUSE IS THE SIGN OF A BROKEN COMPUTER!!!

More Pictures of Helena and Cute Cousin Tony!

Mom and the Kids

We had a wonderful time with Mom yesterday! She came down to take the boys, Helena and I to lunch. It was great to see her and the kids were really glad to see her. We had fun. Here are some pictures.

So Sad About Michael and Farrah!

It is poignant how the greats die in clusters. Farrah and then Michael Jackson, two icons gone from our mortal state. I will always have the memories of childhood when my sister, friends and I tried to recreate the Thriller Video! So much fun we had! We listened and danced to that over and over again! I remember going to a childhood party and dancing my bootee off to Michael Jackson. Regardless of the controversy of Michael, he left a mark on my life that will last forever! I feel that a part of my childhood has died with the passing of Michael. He truly was gifted from a gift that was from out of this world and aren't the truly gifted in this world tortured soles?He was never given the chance to just be a normal kid or normal person for that matter. None of us, that are considered "normal" anyway can truly know what he went through or experienced in his world of entertainment and stardom. It may seem like THE LIFE, but with it comes many sacrifices and tragedies of it's own.
I'm just sad that he was so young and his mortal life his over, but I hope he is shining bright on the other side. I hope he finally feels peace that he couldn't' find here on earth.
Michale passed away June 25, 2009 At 50 Years old. I thank him for making some of my childhood moments so memorable and enriching!

What Advertising Terms Really Mean!

This is a list of what all the advertising terms on products really mean...

NEW - Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.

UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell.

LESS FATTENING - Now doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.

HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

NON-REFUNDABLE - We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.

FAT FREE - You pay for the food, but the fat is free.

This is Getting Ridiculous! Intervention Needed!

My Cat is At It Again! Again!